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el Cast Party And that is why I always
carry a backup, backup lip gloss.
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KC, you've been listening?
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Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry.
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I'm just still kind of freaked out
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about my mission last night.
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I mean, I actually thought
that I was going to die,
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and it made me realize the one
thing I'm missing in my life
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- is Darien.
- A manicure!
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Darien. Wait, what, Darien?
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Yeah, I mean, I still
have feelings for him.
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What? Then why are you telling me this?
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You should be telling him.
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You know what, you're right.
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You're right.
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I have wasted way too much time.
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I'm gonna go tell him right now.
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- Good. He's right there.
- He's right there.
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- The love of your life!
- The love of my life!
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- You're gonna make it happen!
- Make it happen!
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- Pineapple.
- Pineapple.
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I feel like you're just stalling
by repeating what I say.
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I feel like I'm just stalling
by repeating what you say.
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He is leaving. Go!
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Okay, okay. Okay!
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Hey!
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Darien.
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What's up? It's been a while
since we talked, you know?
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Probably because you told me you
didn't want to talk to me anymore...
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while I was laying in a hospital bed...
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with broken ribs, then a broken heart.
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Oh, look at us.
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Reminiscing about old times.
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So, uh, you wanna, like,
hang out Friday, maybe?
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(scoffs) KC, you do know I
have a girlfriend, right?
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Guh, yeah.
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(scoffs) Duh, I know
you have a girlfriend.
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Uh, you know, I didn't
mean, like, you and me.
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That's weird. More of,
like, a group thing,
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you know, like you,
your girlfriend and...
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me and my boyfriend.
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You have a boyfriend?
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Psh, yuh!
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His name is...
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T-Trey Appleton Jr.
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Okay, yeah, sure. Why not?
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(chuckles)
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So, how'd it go?
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Great! Yeah, no, really great.
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We have a date this
Friday, a double date.
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That's amazing! Who are
you guys going with?
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His girlfriend... and my boyfriend.
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- You don't have a boy...
- I know that.
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Okay.
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? Oh, when danger comes for you ?
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? You know I'll stand beside you ?
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? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ?
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? I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ?
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? Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?
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? I'm not perfect ?
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? So many things I wanna tell you ?
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? But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ?
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? Livin' my life, on red alert ?
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? Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ?
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? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?
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? But I always got your back ?
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? Nobody can do it like I can ?
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? I gotta find out who I am ?
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? Ain't got to worry about me ?
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? It's all part of the plan ?
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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- (doorbell rings)
- Judy, get the door.
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- Why me?
- Because you're a machine
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and a child. Double whammy.
Get the door.
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What comic book hero
are you, Super Loser?
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The school talent show is this week,
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and I'm gonna show off...
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my magic skills!
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And I want you to be my assistant!
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Aw, how flattering!
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No.
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Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
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What are you doing?
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I'm telepathically changing
your mind so you'll agree.
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Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
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Well, guess what?
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We're fin-nin-nin-nin-ished here.
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You know, fine! Who needs you!
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I'll ask someone else
to be my assistant.
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Judy, you weren't very nice to Petey.
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Now, go and apologize and tell him
you're gonna be his assistant.
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- Why should I?
- Because I'm your mother
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and your superior officer.
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Boom! Double whammy. Got you again.
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What's with the dress, and
are you wearing lipstick?
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How did you know that? You
didn't even turn around.
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Honey, I'm your mom. I know everything.
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So, what are you all dressed up for?
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Can't a girl just get all pretty
'cause she feels like it?
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Mm-hmm. What's his name?
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Darien.
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Interesting!
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He has the same name
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as the boy I said you can't date.
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- It's different now.
- How?
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Abby, Erica, and Richard
are all behind bars,
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so nobody's out to get him...
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except for me.
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Look, Mom, I really like him, okay,
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and I'm a girl, okay?
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I'm not just a spy, and at some point
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I'm gonna have a boyfriend
whether you or the organization
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or the entire world want me to or not.
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KC, as your ranking officer,
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I'm saying you absolutely
cannot do this.
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But as your mom I'm
saying go get 'em, baby!
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Hey, KC, this is my girlfriend, Bianca.
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- Nice to meet you.
- You too!
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Sorry we're late. Totally my fault.
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The blood drive I was
running ran overtime
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because there were so many donors.
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I broke a new record!
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And then on the way here
someone had car trouble,
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so I pushed them to the
nearest gas station.
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My little do-gooder. Isn't she perfect?
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Yeah! Yeah, she sure is.
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Um, speaking of perfect,
this is my man...
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Trey Appleton Jr.!
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I can't tell you how
happy I am to finally
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meet the guy who couldn't
hold on to my gal's heart.
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Well, your loss is Trey
Appleton Jr.'s gain!
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Am I right, pumpkin?
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(giggles cheerlessly)
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Anyway, how 'bout you
guys get your shoes on
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and we'll start bowling.
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Okay.
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Hey, Trey, I never see
you around school.
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That's because he
doesn't go to Hamilton.
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- He goes to, um...
- American University.
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Yeah, that's right, KC's
dating a college man!
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I know, quelle scandal!
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Anyway.
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Why don't we, uh, break into teams?
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Maybe we should make it interesting
and, like, mix up the couples.
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Love it! Let's do boys versus girls.
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Oh, actually, I was thinking...
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Boys versus girls it is!
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You're lucky, Darien.
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This one can't bowl for beans!
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Last time we went,
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she took a toddler out five lanes over.
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That's so funny!
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I started a fundraising campaign
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for victims of athletic injuries.
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Oh, of course you did!
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Didn't I tell you Bianca was the best?
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Yeah, well, I don't know.
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May be a tie.
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This one can't keep his
hands off of me, can he?
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re thing was awkward and just horrible,
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and the worst part is Bianca
might be the nicest girl
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I have ever met in my entire life.
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I've gotta get rid of her.
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Uh, okay, KC, I realize that is
acceptable in the spy world,
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but here on Planet Normal People
that will get you 15 to life.
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Marisa, I don't mean "get
rid of her" get rid of her.
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I mean... you know...
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get them to break up!
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Me-ow!
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No, I mean, look.
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Darien and I are destined
to be together, right?
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So, if you think about it,
really what I'm doing
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is saving her heartache in the future
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by making this "meant
to be" be right now.
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(chuckles) All right, sold.
So, what's the plan?
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All we have to do is find
someone new for Bianca,
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you know, someone who's totally
amazing and totally available.
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Has anyone seen my foot fungus cream?
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Or my pimple cream?
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Or my butt rash cream?
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I guess what I'm asking is has
anyone seen my cream box?
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Well, he may not be amazing,
but he is available.
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Tah-dah!
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What's that?
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A magician's box!
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You grab that saw and split me in half.
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I'm afraid I'll hurt you.
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You're the Great Pete-dini.
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I'm sure you can do it.
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Well, I'll try.
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Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
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I did it! I really can do magic!
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I am the Great Pete-dini!
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And I am the Great Ju-dini!
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Yeah, no one cares about the assistant.
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The assistant does!
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Besides, you're nothing without me.
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You know what? I don't
like your attitude.
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(grunts)
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Probably should've insulted him
after he put me back together.
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Yeah, there's just one little wrinkle
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in the whole put-Ernie-
and-the-perfect-Bianca- together plan,
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and that wrinkle would be Ernie.
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You're right. You're
right, there's no way
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he's gonna steal the
quarterback's girlfriend.
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Yeah, he would have to save her life
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in a daring feat of heroism.
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What? I read a lot of romance novels.
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Okay, I look at the covers.
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You may be on to something.
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Who wouldn't fall for their
knight in shining armor?
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We can work with this.
We can work with this.
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How are we gonna get Ernie
to save Bianca's life?
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(gasps) Oh, I know!
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Oh, heavens!
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There was an odorless, tasteless
element to this pizza,
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and now I fear my life is in great...
peril.
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ERNIE: Don't worry,
Bianca, I'll save you!
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I've got the antidote!
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(grunts)
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Well, I had the antidote.
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What else you got?
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Hmm, how about...
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Help! Help! I'm tied up, and
if that wasn't bad enough,
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I'm at the edge of the roof!
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ERNIE: Don't worry,
Bianca, I'll save you!
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(screams, scream fades)
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Sorry, Bianca! I'll pray for you!
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Okay. Um. There are no bad ideas,
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but that one is pretty close.
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Fine. How about...
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BIANCA: Help! I didn't notice this well
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while I was carrying my macaroni
and cheese to the table,
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and now I've fallen into it!
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ERNIE: Don't worry,
Bianca, I'll save you!
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Aah!
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Ow!
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ERNIE: Help! Help us!
We've fallen in the well!
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Ooh, you gonna finish
that mac and cheese?
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Um, you know, there are just a
few problems with that scenario,
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one being that there is no well
in the middle of the cafeteria.
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Fine, Shoot-Down Sally.
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You got a better idea
to put 'em together?
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You know what, actually, I do.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I am not going to embarrass myself
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by trying to steal the
quarterback's girlfriend.
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Come on, Ernie, have a
little faith in yourself.
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I have total faith that I do
not measure up to Darien.
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That guy is fun and
studly and athletic...
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00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,955
Heck, even I'd go out with him
before I'd go out with me.
252
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,059
Do not forget, okay,
you are a total catch.
253
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,796
All you need is a little
bit of confidence, right?
254
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,865
And stay hydrated. Here, drink this.
255
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,001
That tastes weird. What is it?
256
00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,636
It's confidence serum.
257
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,804
Howard's been working on it.
258
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,639
It's to help new agents in the field.
259
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,874
It gives you a temporary
boost of confidence...
260
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,710
and a couple days of
diarrhea, but you know what,
261
00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,712
we'll deal with that later.
Here you go.
262
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,055
Hey, Petey, sorry I'm late. I was...
263
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,761
Diane! What are you doing here?
264
00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,929
What does it look like?
265
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,731
I'm here to practice our magic routine.
266
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,000
Don't you mean our magic routine?
267
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,101
(scoffs)
268
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,770
Pete-dini, work your magic
269
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,705
and make this one disappear,
270
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,908
starting with her big mouth.
271
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,879
I think all those
sequins are cutting off
272
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,848
the circulation to your brain.
273
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,685
Tell her who your assistant is, Petey.
274
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:18,756
Judy, there's no easy way to say this.
275
00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,924
You're out, she's in.
276
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,963
Hey, I guess there is
an easy way to say it.
277
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,900
You're kicking me out of our magic act?
278
00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,836
Yeah, I'm about that life.
279
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,939
Your negativity was
just bringing me down!
280
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,674
Fine. Who needs you?
281
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,042
As far as I'm concerned,
you can stick it
282
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,677
in your fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
283
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,904
Hello, there.
284
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,606
- What's your name?
- Bianca.
285
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,041
Well, I'm gonna call you Booger,
286
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,012
because, baby, I pick you.
287
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,017
- Ernest.
- I'm not touching that!
288
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,054
What's wrong? Did you hit your head
289
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,023
when you fell out of heaven?
290
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,092
Because, baby, you're an angel.
291
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,696
Yeah, I got the implication.
292
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,032
Look, if you want a girl to like you,
293
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,734
you can't just spout
out lame pickup lines.
294
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,803
And besides, I'm already
seeing someone.
295
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,773
Why didn't you say so?
296
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,783
Well, hello, there.
297
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,652
Is your name Wi-Fi?
298
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,989
Because, baby, I am
feeling the connection.
299
00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,858
Uh-oh. Now I'm feeling the diarrhea.
300
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,901
At least he wasn't in a
well when it happened.
301
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,740
Look, KC, we tried, but I don't see
302
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,743
anyone coming in between
Bianca and Darien.
303
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,878
Bianca!
304
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,613
Hey, Trey!
305
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,655
Oh, no! Trey Appleton Jr.
is cheating on you!
306
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,991
I'm sorry.
307
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,433
CHSN So, what did you do last night?
308
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,870
I was just at home all alone,
catching up on my reality TV.
309
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,539
Guilty pleasures.
310
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,774
I saw you with Bianca.
311
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,478
Uh, fine. The truth is
312
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,446
when we went on our double date,
313
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,881
you spent so much time
talking to Darien
314
00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,916
that Bianca and I got
to know each other.
315
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,785
Long story short, we're soulmates
316
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,854
who have been secretly
dating ever since.
317
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,757
What, are you telling me
Bianca is cheating on Darien?
318
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,761
I guess he just doesn't fulfill
her the way Trey Appleton does!
319
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,598
Great, well, now I need
to tell Darien the truth
320
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,799
before he gets hurt again.
321
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,768
And you know what,
Howard, you do realize
322
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,837
that she doesn't like you,
she likes Trey Appleton Jr.,
323
00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,408
somebody who doesn't actually exist?
324
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,511
Every relationship has issues, KC.
325
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,451
Behold, the Great Pete-dini
326
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:38,623
will now pull a live
rabbit out of his hat.
327
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,560
Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin!
328
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,762
Ew. Poor Mr. Fluffy.
329
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,632
Uh, moving right along.
330
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,837
I will now saw Diane in half!
331
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,440
I can't let him go through with this.
332
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,575
He could seriously hurt her.
333
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,610
Wait! You can't do this.
334
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:04,415
Judy, stop trying to ruin my
act 'cause you're jealous!
335
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,684
I'm not jealous. It's just that...
336
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,492
Okay, I am jealous.
337
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,462
Petey, you're my best friend.
338
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,664
I wanna be your assistant.
339
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,566
I wanna be sawed in half.
340
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,801
If that's okay with Diane.
341
00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,404
Are you kidding me? That was my rabbit!
342
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,574
I'm not letting him
near me with that saw.
343
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,510
Diane, there's no easy way to say this.
344
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,420
(cheering, laughing)
345
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,489
Hey, uh, Darien, can I
talk to you for a second?
346
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,458
(muffled) Not a good time.
347
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,759
Uh, yeah, I can't really understand you
348
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,661
with the fries in your mouth,
349
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,897
so I'm just gonna assume you
said, "Sure, let's talk."
350
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,638
Look, I really need to talk
to you about some stuff.
351
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,474
KC, stop. You and I are not together.
352
00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,842
We're not even really friends.
353
00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,644
I don't need to know anything, right?
354
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,412
Trey's not my boyfriend.
355
00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,849
I pretended that he was
356
00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,385
because I wanted to hang out with you,
357
00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,586
and you said that you had a girlfriend,
358
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,787
so then I said I had a boyfriend.
359
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,656
And the next thing you
know we're having
360
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,825
the most awkward double
date in the whole world,
361
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,695
and, at least, I know it was for me,
362
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,632
because I still like you.
363
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,636
KC, I should probably tell you that...
364
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,837
No... Let me finish, okay?
365
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,773
The worst part is Trey and Bianca...
366
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,876
they're cheating on us.
367
00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,811
Well, I mean...
368
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,780
technically Bianca's cheating on you
369
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,416
because I'm not really with
Trey, but that's not the point.
370
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,420
The point is it's my fault
because I introduced them,
371
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,721
and now once again I hurt you,
372
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,523
and you probably hate my guts
373
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,626
because you're probably heartbroken.
374
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,462
(hissing laughter)
375
00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,498
Okay, you cry funny.
376
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,503
KC, I've gotta tell you something.
377
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,905
Bianca is my cousin.
378
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,841
Ew, you're dating your cousin?
379
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,843
No. No, of course not.
380
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,479
She was pretending to be my girlfriend.
381
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,481
Ew, that's still gross.
382
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,752
When you told me you
wanted to hang out again,
383
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,521
I guess I panicked.
384
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,489
The last time, KC...
385
00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,926
you really hurt me,
386
00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,729
so I just said I was with someone else.
387
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,899
Wow, I cannot believe you
lied to me about Bianca.
388
00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,936
Really, KC? Really?
389
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,641
Okay, I forgive you.
390
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,876
I'm sorry about the Trey thing.
391
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,679
Well, in retrospect, I
guess it makes sense.
392
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,782
But he didn't really
seem like your type.
393
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,754
That's 'cause he's not, but you are.
394
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,495
Okay, so you really don't want to
have anything to do with me, do you?
395
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,565
(sighs) That's the problem.
396
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,735
I can't help it, but I do.
397
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,904
But I'm also scared.
398
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,441
So maybe we can take it slow,
399
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,709
like, real slow.
400
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,779
Like, maybe we can just
try being friends,
401
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,615
and then we'll see how that goes. Hmm?
402
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,518
All right, yeah, I'm cool with that.
403
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,521
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
404
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,590
(whooping)
405
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,691
Cut it out!
406
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,695
Rob, your name's on TV.
407
00:21:37,745 --> 00:21:42,295
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